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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

(Source: rose-vest)

tbh i think ive reread Dovahkiin about 2000 times its just so good?? shout out to rhiw

not-safe-for-earth:

hyen35:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAMES MCAVOY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there is a heaven, we are in it.

petitsirena:

sticks and stones may break my bones, but language dictates everything from social norms to legislation and it’s indeed often used to bolster violence and oppression sooOo

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

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(Source: daeneryus)

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

(Source: bunrobot)

ohmaedhros:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME RICHARD

ohmaedhros:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME RICHARD

kingcheddarxvii:

martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

This is big news!!

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds