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vinebox:

shouldnt:

New born baby puppy awhhhhh

AWH PUPPY

caprellid:

original art do not steal

caprellid:

original art do not steal

kayla-bird:

there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”

cramps are on the same tyre of evil as Morgoth tbh

cramps are on the same tyre of evil as Morgoth tbh

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

image

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….what is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

glorfindely:

when Thorin gets the gold sickness in BOFA I hope Frerin’s ghost randomly appears in the sky over Erebor Lion King-style and tells him “reMEMBER WHO YOU ARE”

guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

I suppose the German side wants to keep everything in control, and the Irish side wants to wreak havoc.

(Source: sansabird)